Cheaper by the Dozen Script Order Now. Suppose you're an attractive high school girl and you're not only a member of a large and unique family but your father is, in fact, one of the great pioneers of industrial efficiency. Cheaper by the Dozen is a 2003 American familycomedy film directed by Shawn Levy, and stars Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt. It is a remake of the 1950 film of the same name. The film was released on December 25, 2003, by 20th Century Fox and grossed $190.2 million worldwide against a $40 million budget.
Good morning, Tom.
Twelve is our number.
It's the number of games my husband Tom
coaches at LincolnCollegeevery season.
It's the number of times we zero out our
bank account each year to make ends meet.
And it's the number ofkids
we try to keep track of.
Hey. Good run?
Oh, yeah.
You need a paramedic?
No,just a pair of knees.
You finish?
Still proofing, but I'm sending it
to Diane today.
Look at this.
New, clean cover...
no peanutbutter stains...
yet.
- Hey, baby?
- Baby?
You know, on the run,
you know what I was thinking?
What?
Well, we've been married,
what, five years?
- Twenty-three.
- Twenty-three. Sorry.
And I think we could use
a littlechangearound here...
like-like this
lumpy old mattress.
- Maybe we should just,
you know, get rid of it.
Don't be ridiculous, honey. You know you
can just pound the lumps out of a mattress.
What-What do you mean? You can just
pound the lumps out of a mattress?
Yeah,just randomly
start swatting away.
- And it goes flat?
- Yes, yes.
Just start- You just randomly
start swatting-
Careful.
- I got a dog on me!
- Twelve's an insanenumber ofkids...
but having a small family
was never an option for us.
See, Tom lovedgrowing up
with sevenbrothers and sisters.
And after my sister died,
I spent most of my time...
wishing I had
seven brothers and sisters.
Tom and I met at
Illinois Polytechnic University.
He was a seniordreaming ofbecoming
the head footballcoach there.
I was a freshman dreaming
ofbecoming a sports reporter.
He wantedeight kids,
I wantedeight kids. Bam.
An hour after I met him,
I knew he was the one.
Wejust had family
at the wedding.
Oh, and Shake Maguire,
Tom's best man.
What a hot dog.
Ayear later,
we had our first- Nora.
I lovedtaking her
to work with me.
After Charlie and Lorraine were born, we
realized our dreamofliving in the city...
- and havingeight kids and
two careers wasn't gonna work.
As much as we wanted our big careers,
we wanted our big family more.
So Tom settled for a Division llI
coaching job at Lincoln...
I quit writing for the Tribune,
and we moved to the country.
Tom and I got busy
when we moved to Midland.
We had Henry, Sarah,Jake and Mark
in consecutive years.
Then we went for magicnumber eight,
and instead...
we got the first set
of fraternal twins-Jessica and Kim.
- Nine kids.
- Come on, you guys. Come on.
Wave! Hi!
With each child, Tom and I got further
from our big career dreams.
But we didn't thinkabout that.
Yeah!
Oh. Sorry, Coach.
We had our hands full with nine.
We were happy, and we were done.
Then we went to a party celebrating
Shake Maguire's appointment...
to athletic director
at our alma mater.
And, well, too many beers and nine
months later, we had Mike.
After that,
Tom got a vasectomy.
But he didn't hear the doctor say
that it would be a few weeks...
before the procedure
became effective.
In '98, Nigel and Kyle got us
to that crazynumber 12.
But by then, Tom and I
were experts at managing chaos.
- Let's move, gang.
Come on, come on, come on!
- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
- Charliemissed his curfewagain last night. Take care of that.
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Hey.
You can only put on
so much lip gloss, princess!
- You blew my concentration!
- Temper, Sarah.
Now I get to start
all over again.
- Wrap it up, Lorraine!
- Okay, Daddy.!
Have you seen my frog, Dad?
Sorry, Charlie.
Uh, Nigel. Kyle.
- It's Mark.
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- I knew that.
Hey, teenager. You got caught
on Mom radar last night.
You're not gonna get that scholarship
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if you're out late with Beth...